FUNNY POEMS

Posts : 40 Join date : 2011-10-26

I Can't Help Myself

When I see you standing there... Did you even notice me?
I sit in class and your on my mind... But your in that class.
At lunch I stand in the line and wait with friends... But your in the same line.

I was going to a concert with my friends... But it's your concert.
We are in the front row... You come out on stage.
I sing along with your lyrics... You stop and stare at me.

I stop singing and look in your eyes... You tell them to stop the track.
You make the guard take me on stage... I stand there and look like a lost puppy.
You take me by the hand and start to sing... I stare in your eyes.

You pull me closer... I get a little scared.
I start to lean in... So do you.
We Kiss and I get tingles in my whole body... We live happily ever after!

credit to:
© Kari Johnson

Posts : 40 Join date : 2011-10-26

Love

When darkness falls and we're apart
Can love heal this lonely heart
I love you dearly that I do
Sleep is good when dreaming of you
With all my love I give to you
You are so sweet I know not how I'm with you

credit to:
© Michael Lish

Posts : 40 Join date : 2011-10-26

A Night With My Lady

Her body glistens in the light
I urge to play with her all night
I pick her up and hold her steady
Take a deep breath, we both are ready.

I run one hand up her long neck
Just touching her makes me euphoric
Across her body, my right hand goes
I've been practicing, believe me, it shows.

Her body glistens in the light
I urge to play with her all night
I pick her up and hold her steady
Take a deep breath, we both are ready.

Another deep breath, the tension mounts
Have to stay focused, every moment counts
I am ready lets get movin'
Here it goes, we both start groovin'.

Her body glistens in the light
I urge to play with her all night
I pick her up and hold her steady
Take a deep breath, we both are ready.

I start out slow to get in the swing
As I do she starts to sing
The sounds and feelings grow more immense
The movements, become more intense.

Her body glistens in the light
I urge to play with her all night
I pick her up and hold her steady
Take a deep breath, we both are ready.

She screams and screams, while I am gropin'
My heart stops as I see the door open
My mom walks in and with a frown
Says, Your guitar is too loud, please turn it down.

credit to:
© Jared M. Stein

Posts : 40 Join date : 2011-10-26

Men

They do it without realizing,
They don’t really have a clue,
Reading between the lines,
Is something they just can’t do.

When there is an argument,
They think they're always right,
No matter what we say or do,
They didn’t start the fight.

They blame it on our hormones,
And never take the rap,
If they call us moody bitches,
Then they get a slap.

credit to:
© Jessica Miles

Posts : 40 Join date : 2011-10-26

Xbox Vs Me

I don’t have a controller,
And I don’t have a screen,
I don’t need to be plugged in,
I’m not grey and green.

I can’t make sound effects,
Or visuals that are fantastic,
You can’t put me on a shelf,
Because I’m not made of plastic.

However, I do have curves,
Will keep you entertained all the same,
You can’t insert a disc,
But we can make our own little game.

credit to:
© Sarah Allen

Posts : 40 Join date : 2011-10-26

Nothin Like A Fifth Grade Crush

There's nothin like a fifth grade crush.
When you see that girl it's such a rush.

She's playin hop-scotch with her two best friends
Her hair flowin so wild in the crisp autumn wind.

She is like an angel in your eye
Wherever she walks the sun will shine.

Her beauty is that of the most pleasant flower
Just to have one minute with her shall seem like a hour.

So go talk to her you coward,
is what you say in your mind, but all you can do is just rub your eyes.

This girl you see has got you in a trance
Your head all caught up in this puppy love romance.

So who knows just go and give it a chance.
You never know what she might think of you so just walk up to her and play it cool.

But all you can feel is the sweat dripping from your hands,
your getting all nervous, your doomed!
You have no plan!

So as you gather your courage and your chest begins to swell,
Ring! Ring! Ring!
Thank you Jesus for they have rang the bell.

credit to:
© Aaron M. Delao

Posts : 40 Join date : 2011-10-26

Prettiest Girl

You're the prettiest girl that I know
You're pretty mean you're pretty cold
You can make men feel so low

Sugar nor spice you're mean not nice
Your blood your heart is cold as ice
You're pretty mean or just plain mad
Your thoughts on men are pretty bad

You're pretty heartless you're pretty cruel
At times I feel that I'm the fool
You broke my spirit you broke my pride
Your hate within you cannot hide

Once I heard of what you said
All men not woman should be dead
Your cold cold heart is what you've shown
I've heard it all on your telephone

You're pretty damn mean
You're pretty damn cold
You're the prettiest damn girl
I've ever Known !!!

credit to:
© Michael James Norbutt

Posts : 40 Join date : 2011-10-26

Boys, Boys, Boys

Boys boys boys
Tried them all
Every age every color
They are so mysterious
But all from the same kind
Very easy to find
Everywhere every place
I had with them the same case
Relationships with them don’t have a base
They just want fun
They want to show off
While their parents cough
They want to be rich
And from a girl’s money snitch
They think every girl is a bitch
Most of them are gays
Hiding behind the sun rays
Denying what everyone says
Getting a girlfriend to look normal
Some guys think they can buy a girl with their car or money
This what is really funny
I don’t care about money
I want to sit under the tree when it is so sunny
I don’t want to eat honey
I would rather eat leaves than being with a guy whose a bunny
I want to feel free yet feel jealous for
I don’t want my boyfriend to play with another four
I don’t want boys anymore
Every time I decide to stop another car passes by
Interrupt my life then continue its way
They are all sick-minded who think of a girl like shit
On her they go and bet
And trap her in their dirty net
They don’t know the definition of love
It’s not in their dictionary
They never take a relationship seriously
They take it as a game
Girls never take it the same
After they breakup they never remember their ex-girlfriend’s name
While she cries under the rain wondering if he is doing the same
He is with his new poor girlfriend who doesn’t know he’ll leave her soon
Guys just think of sex
After they make a girl their girlfriend, this is what they want next
They think they are so clever to trick any girl
They make their sexy looks for attraction
And these winks to show a girl that they like her
But in fact these are all lies
Guys are all ice
With no feelings so cold
They are so bold
So arrogant in a way you think they are so rich
But in a night they can sleep with a hundred bitch
They need to be hanged with a hitch
Boys boys boys
In every girl’s life, you are the source of noise.

credit to:
© Youshi Al Rousan

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