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chelsea rosita



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Join date : 2012-07-17

PostSubject: Re: funny jokes!   Wed Jul 25, 2012 2:40 pm

mhane wrote:
Anak umuwi ng bahay.(gaLit) anak: nay, pinptwag kau sa skul!
nay: bakit? my ginwa kn namang katarntaduhan?
anak: ako ba? baka ikaw, ikw nga pinapatawag db?
hahahhaahha!
hahahahahah>>>>si nanay pa ang pasaway...tma nga nmn kc si nanay ang ipntatawag...
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chelsea rosita



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PostSubject: Re: funny jokes!   Wed Jul 25, 2012 2:42 pm

Binibini wrote:
mhane wrote:

Misis: Hon, magiging tatlo na tayo!
Mister: Ha?! Ako ata ang pinakamasayang tao sa buong mundo!
Misis: Salamat naman at ganyan ang pakiramdam mo! Dito na titra ang nanay ko!

hahahaha

HAHAHHA YOU MADE MY DAY!
hehe.....kala m ha.. bounce
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Binibini



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PostSubject: Re: funny jokes!   Wed Jul 25, 2012 7:04 pm

BOY: may problema ako...
GIRL: nagmamahalan tayo,kaya ang dapat mong sabihin ay "may problema TAYO"...
BOY: ok...may problema TAYO..nabuntis NATIN SI INDAY AT TAYO ANG AMA
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Binibini



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PostSubject: Re: funny jokes!   Wed Jul 25, 2012 10:59 pm

mhane wrote:

A young man hired by a supermarket reported for his first day of work. The manager greeted him with a warm handshake and a smile, gave him a broom and said:”Your first job will be to sweep out the store”. “But I’m a university graduate,” the young man replied indignantly. “Oh, I’m sorry, I didn’t know that,” said the manager. “Here, give me the broom – I’ll show you how.”

gets niyo?? hahhah

I dont think i understand this one..
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Binibini



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PostSubject: aling dionisia sa Las Vegas   Wed Jul 25, 2012 11:07 pm

sa restaurant sa Las Vegas..

Waiter: what kind of soup would you like to order ma'am?
Aling Dionisia: Soup..
Waiter: okay..but what kind?
Aling Dionisia: Soup...SOUPDRENKS
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Binibini



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PostSubject: utot sa salwal   Mon Jul 30, 2012 10:07 pm

Si pedro sa paaralan..

Pedro: Mam bumubukol po ba ang utot sa salwal?
Titser: Definitely not. Class, remember, hindi bubukol ang utot sa salwal.
Pedro: Yari, TAE NA TO...
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Binibini



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PostSubject: Re: funny jokes!   Mon Jul 30, 2012 10:08 pm

Teacher:u give P100 to ur friend, but he only needs P 50, how much wil he return?

Student: Nothing.

Teacher: u dont know math!

Student: Mam, u dont know my friends Shocked
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mylovelyJoyang



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PostSubject: Re: funny jokes!   Sat Nov 03, 2012 1:27 am

JUDGE : Ano ba talaga nangyari ha?
NASASAKDAL : (Hindi nagsasalita’)
JUDGE ; Sumagot ka na sa tanong…
NASASAKDAL : Naku! Akala ko eh hearing lang to. Bakit may speaking ?
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