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chelsea rosita
Posts : 7
Join date : 2012-07-17
| Subject: Re: funny jokes!  Wed Jul 25, 2012 2:40 pm | |
| - mhane wrote:
- Anak umuwi ng bahay.(gaLit) anak: nay, pinptwag kau sa skul!
nay: bakit? my ginwa kn namang katarntaduhan?
anak: ako ba? baka ikaw, ikw nga pinapatawag db?
hahahhaahha! hahahahahah>>>>si nanay pa ang pasaway...tma nga nmn kc si nanay ang ipntatawag... | |
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chelsea rosita
Posts : 7
Join date : 2012-07-17
| | Subject: Re: funny jokes! Wed Jul 25, 2012 2:42 pm | |
| - Binibini wrote:
- mhane wrote:
Misis: Hon, magiging tatlo na tayo!
Mister: Ha?! Ako ata ang pinakamasayang tao sa buong mundo!
Misis: Salamat naman at ganyan ang pakiramdam mo! Dito na titra ang nanay ko!
hahahaha
HAHAHHA YOU MADE MY DAY! hehe.....kala m ha..  | |
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Binibini
Posts : 107
Join date : 2012-06-30
Location : USA
| | Subject: Re: funny jokes! Wed Jul 25, 2012 7:04 pm | |
| BOY: may problema ako...
GIRL: nagmamahalan tayo,kaya ang dapat mong sabihin ay "may problema TAYO"...
BOY: ok...may problema TAYO..nabuntis NATIN SI INDAY AT TAYO ANG AMA | |
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Binibini
Posts : 107
Join date : 2012-06-30
Location : USA
| | Subject: Re: funny jokes! Wed Jul 25, 2012 10:59 pm | |
| - mhane wrote:
A young man hired by a supermarket reported for his first day of work. The manager greeted him with a warm handshake and a smile, gave him a broom and said:”Your first job will be to sweep out the store”. “But I’m a university graduate,” the young man replied indignantly. “Oh, I’m sorry, I didn’t know that,” said the manager. “Here, give me the broom – I’ll show you how.”
gets niyo?? hahhah I dont think i understand this one.. | |
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Binibini
Posts : 107
Join date : 2012-06-30
Location : USA
| | Subject: aling dionisia sa Las Vegas Wed Jul 25, 2012 11:07 pm | |
| sa restaurant sa Las Vegas..
Waiter: what kind of soup would you like to order ma'am?
Aling Dionisia: Soup..
Waiter: okay..but what kind?
Aling Dionisia: Soup...SOUPDRENKS | |
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Binibini
Posts : 107
Join date : 2012-06-30
Location : USA
| | Subject: utot sa salwal Mon Jul 30, 2012 10:07 pm | |
| Si pedro sa paaralan..
Pedro: Mam bumubukol po ba ang utot sa salwal?
Titser: Definitely not. Class, remember, hindi bubukol ang utot sa salwal.
Pedro: Yari, TAE NA TO... | |
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Binibini
Posts : 107
Join date : 2012-06-30
Location : USA
| | Subject: Re: funny jokes! Mon Jul 30, 2012 10:08 pm | |
| Teacher:u give P100 to ur friend, but he only needs P 50, how much wil he return? Student: Nothing. Teacher: u dont know math! Student: Mam, u dont know my friends  | |
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mylovelyJoyang
Posts : 2
Join date : 2012-11-02
| | Subject: Re: funny jokes! Sat Nov 03, 2012 1:27 am | |
| JUDGE : Ano ba talaga nangyari ha?
NASASAKDAL : (Hindi nagsasalita’)
JUDGE ; Sumagot ka na sa tanong…
NASASAKDAL : Naku! Akala ko eh hearing lang to. Bakit may speaking ? | |
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